Is it nice..?

This Be The Verse

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on March 22, 2012

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

– Philip Larkin

There are good days, and then there are bad days. Today is not a good day.

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My friends are my natural antidepressants

Posted in CBCO, Quotes by Ade Chong on January 20, 2012

W: Seriously, why are there so many ugly people around?
M: Check the bible lah. Maybe they explain it in there.
W: I bet the whole chapter is like, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.”
M: God is a funny girl.

Words

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on January 6, 2012

Two great quotes I found today.

Who the fuck gets ‘dinner’?

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on December 7, 2011

I miss talking shit with Michael.

Wanderlust

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on November 23, 2011

Sigh.

Should we stop eating watermelons?

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on September 28, 2011

Mum: There’s a cantaloupe outbreak in Colarado.
Dad: There is an outbreak of Listeria bacteria but you could easily get the same from watermelon or any fruit on the ground.
Mum: Does that mean we should stop eating watermelons?
Dad: The risks are low. It would be useful to wash fruits with a mild bleach solution.

I think my eyes rolled so far back that they just spun around in my eye sockets. Sometimes I really think that my parents fear so many things that they barely even enjoy life. It makes me want to stuff my face with cantaloupes.

Miss Universe 2011 winners (in my eyes)

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on September 14, 2011




P/S: I think Miss Japan is really a funny girl. She reminds me of my friend Scarlet. I think I would actually enjoy hanging out with her. Plus I would get such a huge kick out of making her say the word “limit” all the time.

I would drink in this bar

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on September 14, 2011

For #3 and #7. Cajun Mikes, New Orleans.

My friend is a time traveller

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on September 13, 2011

This is just too good to not post. My friend is a time traveller.

Evidently Priya is gothere.sg

Posted in Is it Nice..?, Quotes by Ade Chong on September 13, 2011

Evidently Priya is gothere.sg.

and Jules is Streetdirectory.com, or any news channel circa 2004.

and Mavis is just.. fucking funny.

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