Quotes from our weekend away in Kent!
Ade: Your mum’s face is Paranormal Activity.
Andrew: Let’s have a snowball fight!
Chris: Can’t we all just fuck each other instead?
Ade: I feel like I should kill myself. As punishment for being fat.
Sarah: Ok, it’s table condiments!
Afsar: Sauce! Chilli!!!
Sarah: He’s a really famous British guy! He’s got one leg. He has a monument in England.
Boys: Who the fuck is it?
Boys: Napoleon’s not fucking British!
Sukyee: The first part is, it’s made from the same thing as sausages. The second part is, when you make fun of people.
Sukyee: It’s a hammock!!
Bayo: It’s what Nikhil does when he has sex with girls.
Everyone: Gives them STDs! Impregnating! Infecting!
Sukyee: Bayo, you’re like the at the bottom of the evolutionary chain (because he’s black).
Steph: Omg, we finally found someone lower than Bayo. Sarah!
(Mash as Lady Gaga)
Andrew: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it me?
Mash: Michael Jackson’s dead body.
Sukyee: Look at that, there’s like so much trash all just lined up against the wall.
Nikhil: It’s Afsar’s family.