Had a massive debate at our housewarming party with some random guy about Stan’s Dad vs. Butters – Stan’s Dad ftw! – after which he dragged me out onto the balcony to talk. I went like:
Guy: Ok, I just wanted to say that, I’m really sorry.
Guy: Everyone thinks I’m a complete dick for coming here, being a guest, and getting into a huge argument with you.
Me: HAHAHA it’s OK, come on, we were quite obviously just taking the piss out of each other.
Guy: I know but, ok. I’ll just say, Stan’s dad wins. I concede.
Me: Yeah of course. He’s way awesomer than Butters.
Guy: Yes, and.. I’m genuinely sorry.
Me: It’s cool.
Guy: Ok, we’re good yeah? So now that that’s out of the way,
Guy: Will you have sex with me?
Me: What?! NO!
Guy: Just wanted to put it out there.
Guy: So.. no?
Guy: Okay, no.
Me: Yeah, NO.
Unni: This tastes better than sand.
Me: Where the fuck are we?!
Unni: Oh shit! I actually recognise this area
Me: You know what that is? That’s sobriety, right there.
Me: DON’T GIVE IN TO SOBRIETY! SAAAAVE YOURSELFFF!!!
Random guy at a club:
Guy: Can I just ask, where are you from?
Guy: OMG YOU ARE AMAZING!
Me: Uhh.. ok thanks.
Guy: Hey, how can I get an oriental chick?
Me: You need $2.
Just so you guys know what I’ve been busy with in London, some recent work for the alternative Shoreditch gym, Frame. (Poster illustrated by Louisa Jones)
It seems that everything that The XX touches turns to gold. Srsly loving this track.
Just came across Damjan Stankovic‘s stunning portfolio site, Relogik, that does exactly that: rethink everyday products and turn them into something entirely new. And more importantly, something completely functional and useful. This is what some people would call fucking good design.
Above: The Dose & Serve spag server. I must have one!
Above: The Chigra Tea Infuser (Teaching your children to blow. Lol!)
Above: Mark, the night-light bookmark.
Above: and Letout Outlet, only like, the coolest thing ever.
Honestly can’t wait to get my hands on some of his products. Damjan Stankovic‘s work has to be one of the finest examples of form & function. <3