The less sex Priya gets, the more witty she is
Urgh i really hate thursdays. It’s like a whole day of lousy foreplay, with friday being the great big fuckfest.
Priya: I just realised I haven’t wanked in a long time.
Priya: Sometimes you just suddenly realise it right?
Ade: Yeah, it’s actually not so much that you’re horny, it’s just that it occu-
Priya: I AM FUCKING HORNY OK. DON’T INSULT ME.
Priya: I only get moody when I’m not getting pounded.
Priya: U guys always think I have pms, actually it’s just cos I’m not getting fucked hard.
There’s a good length of time to foreplay, then there’s JUST TOO FKING LONG. Like 2 seconds.