It’s funny how Jules and I had a 10-minute conversation about this penis (NSFW).
Jules: dude that’s perfect
Jules: i love that
Jules: THAT IS A PRETTY COCK
Ade: very nice!!
Jules: IT ISSSSS
Jules: I WANT TO LICK THAT HEAD
Ade: i feel like suckling on it
Jules: oh dude i feel like cuddling it to sleep
Jules: just hug it man
Jules: like a bolster of love
Jules: omg how can it be so smooth and pretty!!!!
Jules: i hate you
Jules: i just closed the window
Ade: all mine
Ade: it looks so velvety
Ade: the head
Jules: eh fuck yeh it looks like when you lick it
Ade: it will caress your tongue
Ade: instead of the other way around
Jules: your tongue will get aroused and erect
Jules: then you can have a LIGHT SABER FIGHT*
Ade: your tongue will lose
Jules: WAH CONFIRM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*A light saber fight is where two men whack their penises against each other, the first one to get an erection loses. Apparently, this is a heterosexual game O_O
Somehow came across this photo from ’91 (when I was.. 4?). There was a play in school, Steph was Miss Singapore in the ‘Miss World’ pageant. I was the little pig in ‘Old McDonald Had a Farm.’ Win.
I don’t know why but I love screenshots. I think the aesthetics of the Mac OS X is half the reason why I love Apple. Plus, there’s something reaaaally lovely about a superclean desktop.
Pixar artist, Josh Cooley, has/is about to release an inappropriate ‘Golden Book‘, a compilation of sketches he’s made over the past two years from famous films. These include famous scenes from movies like The Godfather, The Graduate, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, The Terminator etc. All illustrated using the same style of the actual Golden Books.