Bouncer staring at my bag
I open my bag
Bouncer nods at me
Me: do u need to check it?
Bouncer: (points) good! I want one
Me: what?! A tampon?!!!
Bouncer: hahahahhahahhahahahhaah no a mint!!!!!!!
Nice. Smooth, ade.
Last night at Play someone stepped on my foot and it hurt like a motherbitch. My immediate thought was,
“If it hurts this much then I haven’t had enough to drink.”
Something else about me that you guys probably already know, I’m an obsessive-compulsive neat freak. I LOVE HOW CLEAN MY DESKTOP IS!!!!!!
Also for anyone who’s curious, my wallpaper is from Friends of Type.
Whenever people ask me to tell them something about me that they don’t already know, I can never think of anything. Today, I figured it out.
Over moroccan food at arab street yesterday our conversation – as usual – turned to sex and male models. The best part of it is when 17-year-old Brazillian boy, Francisco Lachowski’s name came up, four of us (Mavis, Poo, Sam & I) spent an entire minute making various noises of pleasure. Honestly how can anyone not want to spread their legs when they see his beautiful face?
Our minute-long moaning session was then followed with:
Priya: I don’t need anyone else if I had him, my vagina would never get bored of him
Ade: I’d chain him to me so that he can fuck me and only me.
Jules: I’d just superglue his cock into my vagina
I honestly would like to marry his cock.
I’ve been waiting for the year-end for the longest time and all of a sudden it’s upon me. Zoukout was the most insane time ever! I still can’t quite get over the fact that we finished an unbelievable 6 bottles in 2 hours. This weekend David and Steph’ll be back and soon after, Mei will be too. I’m suddenly not too keen on going to KL, 6 days in the slums is just too long. Plus, that’s one whole weekend of parties I’ll be missing ):
I’ve come up with a list of my idols:
I know this is early, but I think my new year resolution is to become either of the 3 by 2012. Shouldn’t be too hard since my friends are already calling me Courtney Love <3