Because i really am bored
A long meme for you, tagged by Moo. I tried to answer everything in one word but some were just too hard (i like).
I shall tag Sam, cos he’s the only other one who still blogs and is bored (and will most likely have quite good answers).
where is your phone?
Charging
your hair?
Down
your mother?
Working
your father?
Wanking
your favourite food?
Cock
your dream last night?
None
your favourite drink?
VODKAAAAAAA!!
your dream/goal?
Happiness
what room are you in?
Mine
your hobby?
Partying
your fear?
Loneliness
where do you want to be in 6 years?
Flying
where were you last night?
Play
something that you’re not?
Religious
muffins?
what??
wish list item?
Gold Casio Watch
where did you grow up?
Space
last thing you did?
Smoked
what are you wearing?
a giant levis shirt
your tv?
Downstairs
your pets?
Adorable but old
friends?
i fucking love them
your life?
fuckyeah!!!
your mood?
stoned
missing someone?
i am always missing someone
vehicle?
my most beloved RVF
something you’re not wearing?
panties
your favourite store?
7-eleven HAHAHAH
your favourite colour?
argggggggghhhhhh U CANNOT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!
the last time you cried?
wah. Hmm… i think when i broke up with Sal
your best friend?
In Sydney ):
one place that i go to over and over?
bangkok
facebook?
i am a fb junkie
favourite place to eat?
the crotch
We got so wasted that..
Sam: eh i call you on your phone
Sam: my fingers are damn heavy
Sam: it hurts to type
After talking on the phone for 30 minutes,
Sam: wah
Sam: now my throat is tired
Sam: fingers still heavy
Sam: let’s communicate by telepathy
Ade: much effort
Ade: typing
Sam: yes
Sam: let’s just one word chat
Ade: k
Ade: drunk
Sam: right
Sam: still
Sam: yes
Ade: stoned
Ade: cock
Ade: want
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sam: Eh, I really don’t remember anything after we got to Tabs
Ade: Are u serious? We were there most of the night
Sam: Who were we with?
Ade: Aloy was with us most of the time
Sam: Are you serious? The whole night, I only saw you.
Ade: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Ade: eh u know
Ade: i got in the cab
Sam: yes?
Ade: and on the way back
Ade: we kept stopping at traffic lights
Ade: and i told myself to concentrate daaaaaaamn hard on the traffic light
Ade: and i could see 2 of everything
Sam: HAHAHAHAHA
Ade: and i tried to make it 1 of everything
Ade: IS NOT WORKKSSS
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAH DRUNKARD
Ade: … at maxwell
Sam: We were at maxwell?
Ade: Yeh we had supper, remember?
Sam: We had supper?
Ade: Yeah with Jake & Aloy
Sam: We were at maxwell?
Ade: Saaaaaaaaaaam… remember i was queuing for bah chor mee and u told me to buy from the other stall?
Ade: And then we stood there and both of us couldn’t stand straight and we were laughing at each other?
Sam: OHHH i remember telling u to order from the other stall
Sam: Then it makes sense that we had supper.
Ade: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dear Secret Santa
Dear Secret Santa,
I would like a retro Casio watch, kinda like the one Mavis has, in gold. I think it’s about $20-$30 from Mustafa (If there’s a few to choose from, I’d prefer one without a calculator, and one tt’s not too big. Shape doesn’t matter.)


Anyways, if there’s leftover cash, I’ve got a list of things i wouldn’t mind having, but if there’s not enough money for that or if it’s too much trouble, just get me whatever u want. Condoms, sex toys, a $2-hoe, also can.
- Ash Stymest (i will be your bitch for eternity if you get me this)
- A black slouchy top (WITHOUT ANY GAY PRINTS ON IT PLS, pictures of sex organs are OK) – Slouchy top reference here. UK size 10 should be safe
- Glittery/gold/interesting leggings – think I saw some at topshop (if u are XB or Jon, please get one of the girls to pick for u)
- A copy of American Psycho (book not movie)
- Other cool watches mustafa might have for cheap, if any
Fuck I really can’t think of anything else, I really just want the Casio. Whatever u wanna get me with the change doesn’t really matter. Next year can we please change the budget to minimum $1k?
It’s not the hormones

I can’t stop surfing fashion blogs and stalking indie male models.
Original image by Hans Ericksson.
All i want for christmas is…
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is… preferably something edible:


Ash Stymest

Cole Mohr

Sean Opry

Marcel Castenmiller

Danny Schwartz


Matt Gordon
My favourite casts
The Office

More stunning photography, this time by London’s St. Martin’s graduate, Gavin Bond. Gavin built his reputation during the ’90s backstage at some of the fashion world’s biggest runway shows. His portfolio features heaps of sizzling supermodels and top celebs from Bono and Aerosmith to Coldplay and The Killers. Be sure to check the rest of his work out here.
U2

Entourage


Bruno

Borat

SNL

Victoria Secret’s Angels

Johnny Knoxville

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There’s a stormy cloud over my head
This has to be the cutest thing since circus mice. Definitely cheered me up. I don’t know why but I’m in such a grouchy mood today.



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