The fastest way to kill a crush
I have to admit that though he does not in any way win my heart over Ash Stymest, 23-year-old Cole Mohr has been steadily collecting my affection. The boy is just so sexy! And those gorgeous eyes can melt my vadge any day.
However, today I learnt a cruel lesson. Never, EVER youtube your favourite model because you will undoubtedly kill your crush. Sigh.. It’s like how you never revisit your childhood because you will untimately be disappointed. Cole Mohr is nothing more than a brainless American with a pretty face. I feel so sad.
FUCKYEAHHHHH!!!
OHMAGAWDDDD SO MANY GOOD DJS SO LITTLE TIME/MONEY.
Sat, 10th Oct – MSTRKRFT (electro) (!!!) @ Zouk
Sun, 18 Oct – Paul Van Dyk (trance) @ Zouk
Sat, 24 Oct – Seb Fontaine (trance) @ Zouk
Sat, 31st Oct – The Bloody Beetroots (electro) (!!!) @ Butter Factory
Sat, 28 Nov – Laidback Luke (electro) @ Zouk
Also heard a whisper in the wind that Benny Benassi is coming soon FUCKYEAHH!!!!!!
I’m gonna be so poor this month but.. FUCKYEAAAHHH!!! WHO’S WITH ME??
[edit] Just heard tht the Bloody Beetroots aren’t actually coming.. sorry guys ):
Track Listings 30/09
1 Star
Daniel (Fazhands Remix) by Bat for Lashes
Bangin’ by Fazhands
What Is A DJ (Second Version) by 3 Is A Crowd Ft. Egyptian Lover
We Are Golden (Calvin Harris Radio Edit) by Mika (do not listen to this unless u can tolerate Mika!)
2 Stars
The Weirdo by Sticky K
Hey! (Original Mix) by Diplo & Laidback Luke
As usual, right-click ‘save link as’ to download, click to preview. Files will be up for a limited time only!
Do it again!
I’ve always liked the Chem Brothers, this is the video for Do it Again. It’s oddly reminiscent of another Chem Brother video, I just can’t remember what it’s called. Also just watched the video for Hey Boy Hey Girl (see below) again and i love that it’s 10 years old and still so awesome!
Track Listings 29/09
Craaaaaaazy video! Please turn off the lights and fullscreen this.
1 Star
FML by Deadmau5
Exclusive Oz Mix by Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo a.k.a The Bloody Beetroots
Heartbreaker (Laidback Luke Remix) by MSTRKRFT feat. John Legend
Television Rules The Nation (Dirty Disco Youth Remix) by Daft Punk
2 Stars
Warp 1.9 by The Bloody Beetroots ft. Steve Aoki
Remedy by Little Boots (video above)
As usual, right-click ‘save link as’ to download, click to preview. Files will be up for a limited time only!
More funny conversations
Ade: ok, aside from feeling quite zoned out
Ade: and having a lack of appetite
Ade: what else is going on?
Adrian: rush of blood to the head
Adrian: nothing to do with coldplay
Ade: ahahahaha
Ade: i was just thinking
Ade: would porn help?
Ade: redirect the blood a bit..
Adrian: hahahahahaha
Jimmy: Jas, Jasmine..
Karen: She can’t hear you la, she’s listening to her earphones
Jimmy: Sure anot..
Jimmy: Jasmine, you’re fired.
Jimmy: Ok she can’t hear me.
10-20 things you should know
In typical CBCO fashion, we had to cure our boredom creatively, hence we decided to test each other to find out things that each sexuality would not know but should know in order to get laid more often.
1. The Straight Girl Test: Name 20 Car Brands
Priya: 10/10 (though she struggled hard)
Weishan: 18/20
[on ecouraging Prah to think of more]
Ade: You should know this ok, guys love girls who know cars. You can get more cocks!
Priya: What are you talking about [cups her breasts vigorously], I HAVE THESE! THESE GET ME COCKS.
2. The Fag Test: Name 10 Football Clubs
Ade: 5/10
Weiming: 9/10
3. The Straight Guy Test: Name 20 Designer Brands
Jon: 19/20 (took him about half an hour)
Jon might’ve succeeded at this if he hadn’t said BEN SHERMAN for the his 20th brand. HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
Also in typical CBCO fashion, this quickly spiraled out of control into full-of-shit-ness;
Priya: Fuck u guys ok, I bet you guys can’t name 10 Hindu Gods/Goddesses
Ade: SURE CAN ONE. Shiva (1)
Ade: Krisna (2)..
Weiming: Curry (3)
Ade: Cows (4)
Ade: Buffaloes (5)
Jon: The Verge (6)
Ade: Mustafa (7)
Ade: Komium (8)
Jon: Potu (9)
Weiming: Ghandi (10), THERE 10 OK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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